i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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