Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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