the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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