Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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