JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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