so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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