walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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