And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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