I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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