Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
This is classic penis vs brain.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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