how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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