Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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