i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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