: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
its not stalking. its research.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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