Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
