The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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