she takes plan B like it's going out of style
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
