OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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