Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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