But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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