in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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