Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I think we might need a safe word for this...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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