i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Randomize
