we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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