thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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