Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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