That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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