My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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