I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Randomize
