Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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