Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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