This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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