Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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