what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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