Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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