i think i have herpe
just one?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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