He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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