Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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