For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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