How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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