did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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