you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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