Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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