who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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