He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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