Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
tell me about the eggs
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