remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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