Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
nutella sex= disaster
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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