All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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