I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Text me some of your sweat
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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