Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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