There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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